Dear Maams,
After thinking it over, I have decided to fabulously introduce myself. I believe we bumped into each other just yesterday- you were poured into a blouse and I was a pair of foaming eyes. Nestled safely behind air vent slats, I was and am
Glad to meet you.
Sincerely,
Papa Dukes
Addressed to multiple women… check… pervert… check… eyes described as ‘foaming’…. check… unsettling vibe… accomplished.
Ah, ah- addressed to multiple women/ multiple breasts. I believe your point stands though.