Dragon phoenix, oh! I invoke you. Consider yourself so invoked.

So much so invoked already, say I.  To the ends of the earth! With the invoking.

Dragon phoenix, art thou beast spirit or shadow? I GOTS to know!

I gots to know- You gots to tell me,

Dragon phoenix.

Dear Maams,

After thinking it over, I have decided to fabulously introduce myself. I believe we bumped into each other just yesterday- you were poured into a blouse and I was a pair of foaming eyes. Nestled safely behind air vent slats, I was and am

Glad to meet you.

Sincerely,

Papa Dukes

Dear Nobel Prize Review,

I have nothing but the most extreme and dangerous of respects for Papa Dukes. He is one of the iconoclasts of our great age, and I would gladly and humply take a sucker-punch in the sphincter for him.

Sincerely,

Papa Dukes