Part the First, ACT 1, SCENE 1: The Burgeoning

Enter MY TEENAGE LIFE and KENT.

I’S:    The worst way to live has got to be “temporarily.”                                                         Right? I mean, who’s with me!

OTHER I’S:    ?

I’S:    I suppose no one is who’s listening.

[Aside] Guess I’ll be an artist now

Enter [KENT, the] Bastard [, holding a check].

KENT:    Sure, sure- on the weekends.

[Hands check] Gotta pay them bills, chief! [Cuts off arm]

CHORUS: The blood! She is pouring now! Pouring herself out onto the dirty, empty floor. The dirty, empty floor, and the money.

Exeunt.