… It’s the bathroom.
Not compelling? No, why would it be.
Well… suppose I didn’t wash my hands!
And every second, I’m just being filthy!
Befouling all manner of object with germy-soil bedecked gropes and swipings!
Ah ha! Now we are getting somewhere!
We must be of one mind on this matter:
This time is pointless.
Would be more profitable, yes.
Our lives are precious.
When I am older, I will come here to pass gas.